Thanks for reading my Mythos. For further recommended readings in anti-Cartesian propaganda, please consult the unofficial syllabus — annotations provided, naturally.

*excuse this entire bio reading like a Millennial’s MySpace account

**I can confirm I am 22 years old.

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