TLDR: My last name means apocalypse — As in The Book of Revelations.

A creative person

or “divergent thinker”

who has wreaked havoc on any bureaucratic system she has ever interacted with

(does LinkedIn count?).

Constantly questioning, unduly and annoyingly curious, and abhorring all corporate functions.
— My current status

My interests include theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, chaos theory, cosmology, non-profit entrepreneurship, human rights, mathematical modelling, topology, the nature of consciousness, alchemy & mysticism, systems thinking, psychophysics, the philosophy of science, complexity science, holism, art, psychedelics, non-duality, fashion, jazz, and a guilty pleasure for musical theatre.

special sKILLs.

  • Lecturing on special interests, I do have the gift of the gab. Formal authorization from future Dr. Gilyana is pending.

  • I change my outfit at least four times a day—you can never be overdressed or overeducated! 

  • Sightings include me weeping romantically in my red ’80s leather jacket, black headphones on, The Bends by Radiohead playing.

  • If I have just met you, you will indeed get your fortune told, and waves of shock will ensue as you realise my supernatural abilities (prepare for an existential crisis). 

Enemies

1) Descartes.

Soulmates

Cleopatra the Alchemist

David Bohm… ❤️

Roger Penrose

Cleopatra VII

Testimonials.

Melissa Gilyana

“A know-it-all.”

Issy

“A living rebuttal to the idea of division between the scientific and the mystical.”

Lowe Skullman

“Einstein’s cuter younger sister.”